Story of My Life

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I am crying I love this too much

me

And I’d probably destroy you in Mario kart

DO WHITE BOYS EVER LEARN

I opened the glass doors for my dog Benji to see inside. He started sniffing my dad amd decided to go inside. He sat right next to my dad and refused to get out. His eyes were very watery! He really did love my dad♡ #RIPDaddy

My daddy with his mommy’s doilie and he is wearing one of my ribbons c: and his cologne is right next to him. Each time we open the glass doors you can smell his scent ♡

My daddy with his mommy’s doilie and he is wearing one of my ribbons c: and his cologne is right next to him. Each time we open the glass doors you can smell his scent ♡

You’ve gotta dance like there’s nobody watching,
Love like you’ll never be hurt,
Sing like there’s nobody listening,
And live like it’s heaven on earth.
William W. Purkey (via feellng)
Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.